“Please do not enter the garden area”
attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case
pan with a plan
I do this several times a day
sebastian: i’m simply one hell of a b
youre gonna look so godamn cool
"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"
"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"
i think my favorite thing about this is that the light fixture looks like a tiny crown
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
hatsune miku could kick your ass so don’t make fun of her. my dad made fun of her and then she beat him up and now hatsune miku is my new dad.