~don't even talk to me about anime~

“Please do not enter the garden area”

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

nootsies:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

pan with a plan

nekokat42:

I do this several times a day

phantonhives:

sebastian: i’m simply one hell of a b

ciel: itch

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

asexualderekhale:

starbucksenterprise:

"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"

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"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"

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i think my favorite thing about this is that the light fixture looks like a tiny crown

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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hexsaver:

hatsune miku could kick your ass so don’t make fun of her. my dad made fun of her and then she beat him up and now hatsune miku is my new dad.

zulidoodles:

[[That new cinematic was hella dope.]]